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Here you can get up to speed with FFR Lingo and what it means. Many of the following words and phrases have evolved as a result of recording the show.

Side note: During a show, if you hear one the phrases or words below mentioned, it will be immediately followed by a chorus of "hallelujah"

TIMMITE

A future fan of Tim that may or may not ever exist. Can be recognised by the collared shirt, Gant pullover, Brogues and enormous head.

CATHEDRAL

A place of worship for FFR fans in the future. Arguments will be compulsory.

VIEWERS

People that listen to or otherwise indulge this show, despite their inability to view.

BAD AWESOME MOVIE

Any movie with questionable science or credibility, that is still, in fact, brilliant.

EPIC TELLYBOXNESSNESS

Things on the TV that are considered to be of extraordinary appeal.

OUT OF 20

Reference to anything measured by a percentage. I.E. "It got 94 Rotten Tomatos". 'Out of 20?"

RAZZLE

A universal name for all forms of print pornography.

IO

The epitomy of all things that are absolutely the shittest thing ever. Stems from the Netflix film of the same name.

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

The correct way to impersonate any accent, regardless of its cultural, geo-political, or geographic position. Also the correct way to pay homage to Lethal Weapon.

SCRUGGS

Another word for testicles. Featured in S2 E4 when Phil said "I'd rather rip off my own Scruggs"

DISWORKING

Anything that does not work properly. First made an appearance in S1 E2 when Tim's brain disengaged from his vocal cords.

DROP A MARKER

The unprofessional manner in which Danny announces he is marking the recording for a new segment. Usually done by a producer who isn't gifted a microphone.

OFFSIDE

Overweight. Stems from an offside decision in the FWWC 2019 when an offside decision was given because of an elbow. Potential implications to those of larger girth.

THIS SHOW IS SPONSORED BY...

This show has no affiliation with whatsoever. Often used as a hint to the brand in question to provide free stuff, despite the lack of audience or credibility.

BLACK SQUIRREL

Ninja. "In and out like a Black Squirrel".

RED CARD

Given at various intervals for the reckless divulgence of facts that would damage the reputation of the person confessing.

CONDITIONER

Masculine Lubricant.

WIZENED HOBO

A description of someone whose alcohol tolerance is so high that a lesser mortal would be dead. Phrase was used to describe Gaye in the pilot episode.

M. KNIGHT SHAMALAMADINGDONG

One of the worst writers/directors in cinemagraphic history. Peaked at 6th Sense and has since brought out some utter IO.

JET BLACK COCK

Hong Kong Airport.

SLIDING DOORS

An insult, usually directed at Danny, which pertains to his indulgence of romcoms and soppy cinema.

VEST WEARER

Tim.

I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT

I'm an actual subscriber to this artisan nude website.

TOM HANKS

God.

NOT IN A GOOD WAY

Did not result in any form of self pleasure.

SPOILER ALERT

The warning we provide shortly after completely ruining the movie.